i have this one lady in my office, sitting exactly opposite of me. she's in her middle 40s, i think, and she's not married. i have nothing against that.
she's quite big (fat/obese is the right word but i feel guilty using that word because i wouldnt like people to call me that..;p). she can barely walk and bring herself about. imagine, she would drive just to go to eat at the stalls outside of the office, which is just a mere of 50 metres? and yet, im not against that either.
what gets on my nerves is that she constantly talks about food. anything about food. jokes on food. sleep on food. ada ke? sit on food. or anything she does, she will related to food. ANYTHING.
like example, she had nasi lemak for breakfast. the entire room smelled of nasi lemak. im okay with that. then she asked, semua da makan? she practically asked every each of us. then she went on, i dari semalam x lunch lepas tu balik rumah malas nak dinner. tu yang beli nasi lemak pagi ni. lapar. im still okay but i was like, no need to make excuse lah, just eat.
another example. continuation of the same story. a few hours later. alamak. ngantuknya i. makan nasi lemak ni mengantukkan plak. ntah apa la kak min letak dalam nasi tu (kau nk blame org letak apa? mestilah santan) i nak pergi amek air panas buat nescafe la. then she waddled off. and everytime people came into the room, she would say that all over again, i ngantukla ni yang minum nescafe. ni pasal makan nasi lemak la ni.
third example. she would be the first to buy any keropoks, kacangs, kuih-muih. saja nak rasa , she says. her desk is like a kedai runcit. i can assure you that no one will go hungry in the office.
banyak lagi examples but this one is the last. she would look for snacks and she will eat things like pisang goreng, kuih seri muka, i think most with santan lah. and her excuse? ya allah, i ngantuk betul lah. itu yang makn kuih ni nak hilangkan ngantuknya pasal. but the thing is, she ends up sleepier than ever and she will eat even more and so on. memang gila lah. at first i was amused but now, alah kau ni tahu mengantuk makan benda alah tu, tak payah la nak menyeksa diri sendiri.
sekarang aku mau gi makan plak. sapa mau? *hands up*
makan, makan supaya tak ngantuk!!!pic courtesy of google image
7 comments:
hahahha...the cake tak 'menaik' as her body! So funny lah the pix u uplaod. The cake macam 'bantut' je compare to her OMG FLESH
well, i guess the cake contributes to her flesh..and of course la nampak terbantut because she overshadows the cake!
sooo wic is more sumptous, the cake or the person eh? I mean more filling...
Oh, wow. I don't know whether to be marvelled or disgusted by your officemate's grotesque appetite. Macam cibai komen aku, but I know for a fact that I won't be looking for more food to sustain energy... gile ah.
Zetty: i think i was irritated because i was afraid that i sounded like her, going on and on about food. like, omg, are all fat people like this, food on mind? truthfully, im a bit embarassed too. hahah
Well, at least we can daresay that this blog post of yours serves as a reminder to all of us (especially those with thriving huge frames like mine).
But as much as I love that weekly dose of donuts or kuih seri muka, aku takkan sampai hati (or perut) nak tala benda tu untuk tahan ngantuk kot. That's just insane.
ye..sebab dia i have to check myself what i want to say next. is it too food-driven? hahah gila lah. if you ever hear me going on about food all the time, do knock on my head okay?
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