aku boleh bayar rm15 tapi kau jangan tipu aku, boleh tak?

setelah tidak larat tengok jerawat2 di muka aku nih, maka aku pun tekad untuk membeli acne serum di watson's. as usual, it will take me forever browsing through the aisle. so, sarip would normally buy himself a packet of candies and wait for me to do my thing. ;p

it was quite hard looking for that particular serum, secret garden acne serum. i was squinting at every racks, hoping to find a small bluish box. after half an hour, (gila pathetic i know) baru la aku nampak dia tersorok, two boxes left. the tag says rm15 with additional 15 % off.

'aha! ada discount! bagus2, murah sket ni!'

please bear in mind that this is my 4th bottle and it works wonderfully for me. satu malam je boleh kecut2kan jerawat2 anda. and kalo yg scars from acne, akan mengeringkan sampai bole mengupik keruping dia. thats the best part, mengorek2 muka sendiri.

tanpa berlengah2 lagi, aku pun gegas la ke counter untuk pembayaran. yelah, kesian plak aku tengok sarip duduk sorang2 sambil kunyah candies. heh.

so the cashier tabbed the serum. the price was still at rm15. so iasked lah.

'eh, dik. bukan ke ada discount 15%?'

'oh, discount la ni.'

'eh, yeke?habis tu kalau normal price berapa?'

'rm18, kak. da discount la ni.'

'mana boleh. selama ni saya beli rm 15 tau. saya memang pakai benda ni. kalau mcmtu memang takde discount la.'

'agaknya dulu memang harga rm15 pastu naik harga rm 18 sekarang da discount jadilah rm15 balik.'

'yela. maknanya takde discount la. jgn la ckp ada discount. tipu orang buat apa.'

and the cashier gave me this nonchalant look. menyampah pulak aku. tolong la wey, nasib baik aku tak lempar barang tu kat muka kau tau. and she gave the serum forgetting the plastic bag. agaknya penat layan questionnaire aku kot. oleh sebab bitchiness aku da keluar sikit2 baik bagi dia keluar habis2 kan.

'plastic bag?' (dalam nada angkuh)

'oh, sorry. sekejap ye. tapi plastic kecik da habis ye.'

and dia pun sungguh bukak plastic gabak nak masukkan serum aku yg kecil tuh. agak2 macam da terbukak plastic tu and dia pun nak masukkan barang aku, dengan keji nya aku pun cakap,

'takpela. tak payah plastic'. (dalam nada keangkuhan lagi)

and i just walked away, leaving the customers behind me, watching.

and as usual, i ranted to sarip all the way back home. sampai la nak letak serum kat muka waktu nak masuk tidur.